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   **important**
 
 There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
 hand.
 
 This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
 
 If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
 via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
 
 This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
 into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the
 nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
 Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
 
 The quickest acting WINE type is called
 Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is Only
 available for those who can afford it,
 the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
 Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
 from your system. 
 
 Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
 already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. 
 
 This virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
 
 Update - 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
 Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
 may require a more generous application.

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