Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer

  **important**

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the
nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is Only
available for those who can afford it,
the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. 

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. 

This virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update - 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.